February 2012
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I just found out that the shoes which I’ve been waiting for a year to come out, cost $875.
Yeah…no.
thebluecollarhustle:
Going to do my MRI right now.
Kind of hoping the machine malfunctions and in the process I gain the ability to manipulate magnetism and metal because…well…duh:
So, not only was I not imbued with the power to harness Earth’s magnetic field energy, but I was completely rejected from the MRI due to the possibility of being blinded.
Apparently, I need to have an...
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Going to do my MRI right now.
Kind of hoping the machine malfunctions and in the process I gain the ability to manipulate magnetism and metal because…well…duh:
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Two things:
1) Pre-poop farts are the worst because all the gas is traveling around the poop and collecting a stronger scent, so when it’s released it’s more powerful.
2) New word: radom. It’s ‘random’ without the ‘n’ because it’s used to describe something that happens randomly but is rad at the same time. i.e. Whoa, radom, I just found some Sour Patch Kids.
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I just called my vet and asked for a re-up on my dog’s flea medication.
A re-up.
I’ve been watching way too much of The Wire lately.
nuuro asked: It's gonna blow your fucking face off, fucker.
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WatchSound of My Voice
In SOUND OF MY VOICE, Peter and Lorna, a couple and documentary filmmaking team, infiltrate a mysterious group led by an enigmatic young woman named Maggie. Intent on exposing her as a charlatan and freeing the followers from her grip, Peter and Lorna start to question their objective and each other as they unravel the secrets of Maggie’s underworld.
(This is the first 12...
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Cold nights when the air is so fresh it smells like a campfire.
WatchMy son.
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spencerhannemann:
Do it.
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I just got prank called.
In 2012.
What the fuck.
Fact.
When Brad Pitt cries, I cry.
January 2012
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