Going to do my MRI right now.

Kind of hoping the machine malfunctions and in the process I gain the ability to manipulate magnetism and metal because…well…duh:

So, not only was I not imbued with the power to harness Earth’s magnetic field energy, but I was completely rejected from the MRI due to the possibility of being blinded.

Apparently, I need to have an x-ray done on my head to determine whether or not all the years of metal work have left any shavings in the recesses of my eyes.